accomplished twins. life is a go
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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