I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I can tuck mytits in my pants
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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