You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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