Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I looked at my own cervix.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
