i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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