I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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