he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
