I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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