I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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