I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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