I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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