Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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