i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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