you guys were way drunker than both of me
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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