He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I am naked and annoyed.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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