Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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