I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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