I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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