We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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