Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
