She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
It's just like the Real World with babies
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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