Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
My vagina just clenched in fear
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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