Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
