Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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