He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Panties = found
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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