Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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