Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
