Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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