I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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