I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Randomize
