I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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