how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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