Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
You ate ashes out of my bong
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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