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If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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