my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Randomize
