Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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