ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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