i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
and she was petting her beer can
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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