He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Randomize
