she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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