sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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