Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
