question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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