That's intense
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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