She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
