he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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