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Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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