Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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