38 yer olds are good kisserssss
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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