I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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