Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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