You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
