you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Another day, another engagement, another cat
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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