Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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